Wow, just wow. This guy is the real deal when it comes to loving Celsius. I thought I loved Celsius, but I don’t even know anymore. It’s as if my love for Celsius could be compressed into a single grain of sand, and his love for Celsius is a universe of beaches.

I don’t know who he is, or what he does, or how he found Celsius, but wow. You know what, he probably didn’t even find Celsius. Celsius found him. It has that power sometimes. It can seek out those who are ready to be imbued with the power that Celsius provides in every sip. There are those who wish to treat Celsius like every other energy drink, abusing it and cheapening it with every can they waste, they do not find Celsius, for Celsius does not want to be found by them. Only when you are ready, spiritually, mentally and physically, like this man, will Celsius find you.

Clear your mind of preconceived notions of what energy drinks are, for Celsius is not an energy drink. Celsius is a lifestyle choice, nay, a higher calling. People ask me where they can find Celsius all the time. This man is proof that you don’t find Celsius. When you are ready, Celsius finds you.

(of course, you could also buy it from the I Love Celsius Online Store, bypassing the whole being ready thing)

2 Responses to “When you are ready, Celsius finds you”
  1. Jeremy says:

    Hilarious. Celsius, as well as your website, both found me….I spent no time looking for either, but am quickly becoming hooked.

  2. Janet says:

    This guy is definitely a celsius addict! He’s right though.. you’ll love this stuff. I’m not so sure about his 2 calorie chip or his 150 vs. 250 calorie bag of chips… but it definitely is a great drink.

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