You have got to hear this: The Celsius Song
Posted on September 15th, 2007 by Celsius Lover in Celsius Blog
I can’t stop laughing about this song. I found it while I was trolling the web for more Celsius news to give up for you guys. Apparently, Celsius contracted a band, J Sharp and Aloha, of Dulce Records to write a song for Celsius. It’s a track that would be at home in the dimly lit VIP section of a night club with a guy in an Italian suit and 2 day-old stubble and a tall skinny glass of Celsius on the rocks with an equally tall and skinny model hanging off him while they sit on a plush leather ottoman. It would also be equally at home in an adult film of dubious content. I’ll leave it at that. I hope I’m not being too hard on the track, it’s just hilarious. I’m sorry Celsius, or whoever commissioned this, it’s just too funny for words. All I can say is that I’ve found my new ringtone.
For some reason you can buy a copy of the track on a bunch of different music download services like the following:
- http://us.puretracks.com/catalog/details.aspx?pid=indy_881034025937
- http://musicstore.sympatico.msn.ca/catalog/details.aspx?pid=indy_881034025937
- http://www.emusic.com/album/J-Sharp-and-Aloha-Celsius-MP3-Download/10959505.html
- http://audiolunchbox.com/album?a=75763
- http://musicdownloads.walmart.com/catalog/servlet/AlbumServlet?id=191000
I’ve put up a copy here if you want to just listen to it first. It’s pretty great, I have to warn you. Just click on that little triangle Play button to get going.
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Tags: ahhhh celsius, Aloha, celsius, cheesy, club, J Sharp, music, song, tendy


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